What I Do At Work.

A dear colleague of mine, who shall remain nameless, has an affliction for buying the weirdest shit for his loved ones... and me, being me, feel the need to make fun of him for it. What else would you expect?

Lets begin a few months ago, when I got wind of him sending a FRUIT BASKET to his girlfriend.

Nothing says love like a fresh mango, huh?

Now, I wish I could take full credit for what transpired next, but I cannot. Another witty/sarcastic/awesome girl I work with also thought that the idea was ludacris, and so we joined forces to send "Bill" some ideas of what to write on his fruit basket card. What began as a hysterical conversation over office IM, transformed into this amazing e-mail that we sent him (click to enlarge):



Bill didn't find it funny and wouldn't talk to us for a few days.

Worth it!