Update: Shit My Professor Says

After three weeks of pure insanity, I couldn't make a single post outlining all of the outlandish things my professor has said simply because I would take up the whole internets. So, I did the next best thing: a Twitter account.

Yes, that's right, I made a Twitter account dedicated solely to the crazy shit my professor says. The title of it: ShitMyProfSays1 (sadly, some bastard already took "ShitMyProfSays"). You can find all of the ramblings and offensive musings here: http://twitter.com/#!/ShitMyProfSays1

You're welcome.